lisa marie martens

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Please think of everyone else here, and don’t bring your husband to this resort. I’m trying to relax. I don’t want to hear how he doesn’t appreciate you or see that he has a problem with your bathing suit. I don’t want to see him pick on your looks while staring at teen lifeguards.

I don’t want to deal with your husband on vacation: a cheeky lament.


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